really happy to see
you? 
10. You can't remember the last movie you saw that didn't star Kate Hudson or have "Love" in the title.
9. You can only find kids toys and women's magazines in your living room.
8. Your wife is faster with the remote than you are.
7. You're hosting an opening night party for the local symphony.
6. Your DVR is filled with The View, General Hospital, Oprah, The Wiggles and Blue’s Clues.
5. When your buddies ask, "did you catch the fight last night?," you immediately think they're referring to the latest drama on “The Hills.”
4. You watch the football games on a 42" plasma...but only catch glimpses as you walk past the consumer electronics section on your way to the home décor aisles in your wife’s favorite mall store.
3. You think Tom Brady was Greg, Peter and Bobby's dad.
2. You came home from work to find your wife had put your high school letter jacket and baseball trophies in a box marked for Goodwill, yet her sweet sixteen tiara is still sitting on the mantle.
1. When a friend asks if you have a Man Cave, you respond with, "no, but we have the loveliest chrysanthemums and calla lilies that are just to die for!"
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